I’m not dead.
Jeez, it’s only been a month and we’re already at the “I’m not dead” post? This is going well.
Well, in that case I guess it must be excuses time. Ready for this one? I guarantee you’ve never heard this one before; it’s practically a revolution in the world of excuses. Seriously, prepare yourself. If you’re standing up for some reason, you’ll wanna sit down. Ready? Are you sure? I promise it’s not too late to back out. You still have like a whole sentence left. Still here? Well, okay then, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.